Here’s a small but telling sampling of my conversations with others the past five days
Me: OMFG.
Friend:
Me: OMFG
Friend:
Me: WTF
Friend:
Me: MICHAEL NEEDS TO DIE IN A FIRE
Friend:
Me: OMFG
Friend:
Me: I’m on episode XYZ.
Friend:
Me: AWW POOR MICHAEL
Friend:
Me: So how is [new love interest]?
Friend: Good.
Me: Does he watch Lost?
