Archive for August, 2009

A Small Portrait of What It’s Like To Be Me

August 26th, 2009

I recently used my credit card to buy a single 8oz can of black beans. I did, in fact, have a dollar in my purse that could’ve purchased the beans. Except I had picked the non-organic ones. I spent at least 7 minutes of my life agonizing over it and decided it was more important to get the god damn organic beans. As if it really mattered. $1.70 on my credit card. That charge hurts my soul.

The worst part: I had just come out of yoga class and was wearing my yoga gear when it happened. Which isn’t in and of itself terrible – yoga is amazing – but whenever I tell that story [ed. note: and let's sidetrack to how completely unremarkable my life is, that I've gone around telling people about buying organic over non-organic beans], it means I inevitably start with: I’d just come out of yoga class and needed to get some black beans for dinner. And ends with me using a credit card to buy organic beans.

Speaking of yuppie problems and yoga wear, workout clothes baffle me. I never give a lot of thought to my workout clothes and when I buy them I never think about whether the colors match at all or how it fits. As a result, I tend to look pretty terrible. Yet, without even realizing it, I’ve been really matchy-matchy with my outfits: maroon top + pink shorts, neon green top + forest green shorts, royal blue top + sky blue shorts. Can you imagine how this looks!? Someone needs to punch me. Not because I’m doing this but because I care so much. It’s workout clothes for crying outloud.

And that’s the weird part about the way my mind works. Allow me to give you another example. I recently ordered a dress and had it delivered to work since I don’t trust any mail going to my home. I went to the bathroom to try on the dress figuring why waste any energy going home to do it; if it didn’t fit I could return it the same day. As I was removing my blouse I didn’t realize that I hadn’t undone one of the buttons and it popped off, right into the toilet. Normally I would shrug and let it pass but I loved this blouse and the buttons are a bit unusual and I spent an obscene amount of time staring at that stupid button in the toilet. And I was THISCLOSE to reaching in there for it, figuring I could always wash my hands, right? Am I right?! GET A HOLD OF  YOURSELF ARLENE. LOOK AT WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I let the button go. And I’m too lazy to try and replace the button so I literally just wear the shirt without that button closed. This is the paradox of my life. I am too lazy to find a replacement for the button but just vain enough to consider digging around in a public toilet for it.  Why do people listen to what I say? Oh right, it’s no one. I’m basically talking to myself right now. Hello!? [echo] Oh well. At last there’s wine.

August 21st, 2009

Picture it.

A girl stays up late , working on a paper for class due the next day. She doesn’t get to bed as early as she normally would and has two glasses of wine in her.  When she does finally get to sleep, some sort of chirping cricket creature wakes her up at 1am. And again at 3am.  (REALLY!? CRICKETS AT 3AM!? WTF?!)

She rolls over and manages to catch that her alarm clock just hit 6:42AM and she bolts up in bed because she made plans to meet someome at 6:45AM around the block to go running. She throws on clothes, barely gets a sip of water and doesn’t make time to put in contacts and she’s still shows up five minutes late.  They proceed to take the hilliest, most miserable three miles of her entire life, on no food or water, in a climate that feels not unlike the Amazon.

She finally makes it home and dies. Right there. Dead.

Ladies and gentleman, that girl was me. Seriously, someone just murder me. Please. I hurt.

You Are On Notice: Limited 72 Hour Spoiler-Free Window

August 20th, 2009

I recently had an exchange with The Boy recently that led me to make a lot of life changes.

Me: http://gifparty.tumblr.com/

Me: wait, have you watched Mad Men yet? don’t click on that link, there are spoilers

Boy: fucker! i already clicked on it i was like, i don’t remember that  from last year

Me: eh, whatever. sorry dude. you get 72 hours, approximately

Boy: no screw you! you’ve monopolized my time since then. that isn’t fair.

Me: well, why didn’t you watch it sunday night when it aired?

[no answer]

Me: and boom goes the dynamite.

(Yes that’s how we always talk to each other.)

And thus I count it as official, particularly since, of the four shows I actually follow, three of them started this week (I had no idea both Top Chef and Project Runway were both starting tonight. Blew my mind. Of course they are competing networks now but still).  You now get a 72 statute of limitations on spoiler courtesy.  After that point I will not actively discuss the show with you nor send you links related directly to the  show but I will promptly stop making an effort to screen for spoiler points and if someone else is around I will freely discuss the show with them and you can walk away of your own accord. (And if you are my boyfriend I will actively give you a hard time about not watching.)

There will be provisions if you are nursing your sick relative or have recently gotten married or are two days away from presenting your PhD dissertation.  Otherwise these rules remain in effect.

love,

Arlene

Things I Am Not Good At

August 18th, 2009

For future reference:

  • Writing meaningful commentary about management theory.
  • Not letting food go to waste.
  • Saying no to a bottle of wine.
  • Following through on recipes I’ve bookmarked.
  • Getting back to that paper.
  • Eating more than a dozen oysters.
  • Keeping up with my Netflix queue.
  • Remembering to bring my lunch to work.
  • E-mailing back right away.
  • Waking up to go running in the mornings.
  • Writing on this blog.
  • Hating Tostitos Salsa Con Queso
  • Accessorizing.

Things I Am Good At

August 17th, 2009

For future reference:

  • Procrastinating.
  • Buying produce but not using it.
  • Finishing bottles of wine. I’m not too shabby at starting them, too.
  • Bookmarking recipes on del.ici.ous.
  • Browsing my own flickr stream.
  • Planning but not writing blog posts.
  • Planning vacations.
  • Packing.
  • Buying jeans that fit me.
  • Watching The Notebook.
  • Watching Mad Men.
  • Daydreaming.

BBQ Pulled Pork Pizza

August 5th, 2009

My finest pizza thus far. I had some leftover pulled pork from a BBQ this past weekend and we had planed on making pizza tonight until I realized that the mozzarella I thought I had was in fact goat cheese so it was definitely time to improvise. I used some random BBQ sauce I had lying around and threw on some red onions and cherry tomatoes. Goat cheese doesn’t melt like traditional cheese but it still came out phenomenal. The Boy was skeptical but he came around after the first bite. Cooking win!

Things I Would Do If I Were A Better Person

August 4th, 2009
  • Store cheese properly
  • Wake up at 6am to run 5 miles
  • Never gossip
  • Show up to work 15 minutes earlier
  • Like babies and children (more)
  • Buy fewer handbags
  • Be more assertive
  • Turn off the tv more
  • Write grandma regularly
  • Teach my boyfriend to cook
  • Never use my credit card
  • Have no idea who the Gosselins are
  • Speak another language
  • Start a project as soon as it’s assigned
  • Make my bed EVERY day
  • Use charcoal instead of gas
  • Pick up things as soon as they fall on the floor
  • Check my e-mail less
  • Stop counting everything – dollars, minutes, favors, deficiencies

Adventures in Cooking: Things Baked in Dough

August 2nd, 2009
Chocolate Babka

Chocolate Babka

Is cooking not the best hobby in the world?  Look at what I get to do! and then at the end of it, I eat everything.  It’s like being a poppy farmer and an opiate adict at THE SAME TIME.

This first picture probably qualifies as a minor failure.  I tried making a chocolate babka, although I think I messed up the yeast causing a failure in big fluffy dough.

That, and I tried halving a recipe which always ends up in disaster for me. Kids, learn how to add, subtract, multiply and divide fractions in class. It actually comes in handy. I know, who knew? Not I, said the English major. Nevertheless, I will conquer this chocolate babka one day. Of course, that’s merely because the whole purpose of making the chocolate babka is to let it go stale and make some really awesome weekend brunch french toast. (recipe via Smitten Kitchen).

While I was assembling this mini-slide show I realized that I have a very strong affinity to making pizza/pie/things cooked in dough, which is in direct opposition with my total distaste for making breads of any kind. I find muffins to be the epitome of wasted calories.  Bread, in my view, is a vehicle for the other delicious things that nature has to offer, whether it be simple – olive oil, salt and pepper – or an entire pizza stuffed to the gills with fresh veggies and even fresher mozzarella.

Homemade Onion Pizza

Some of my first dates with The Boy involved assembling homemade pizza and cooking it on a pizza stone.  It remains one of the most fun activities we share together, that is if you count arguing about how the pizza should be made and what should go on it a fun activity.  Seriously, we’ve fought more about pizza making than anything else.

Homemade Onion Pizza

Homemade Onion Pizza

I knew there had to be a better way than the way we were going about it so when I moved into my new bachelorette pad, he bought me a pizza stone.  Over time we’ve really perfected our recipe and now I honestly believe we probably make one of the Top 5 Pizzas in the D.C. metro area. I mean look at that crust, with the yeasty dough bubbles!  Gorgeous.  The Washington Post can go ahead and get in contact with me now to confirm.

Homemade Pizza

  • Pizza stone
  • Pizza peel or back of a cookie sheet
  • Cornmeal
  • Dough from Simply Recipes (letting the dough sit for 24 hours adds complexity of flavor)
  • The Best Mozzarella you are willing to buy
  • 8oz can of Tomato Sauce
  • Your imagination, for the rest

Set your oven to the highest it’ll go and let it heat up for at least 30 minutes. Once your dough is rolled out (and if it just came out if the fridge and doesn’t actually let itself be rolled, let it sit for 15 minutes or s0), put it on your peel or cookie sheet liberally sprinkled with cornmeal. Test to make sure pizza moves. Add toppings as you desire. Using a firm wrist, slide the pizza onto the stone. Bake for 10-12 minutes.

Obviously none of these are required but we’re aiming for the Top 5 Pizzas in the D.C. Metro area, aren’t we?

Speaking of the Washington Post, I decided to get creative when they announced their annual original tomato recipe contest.  I don’t normally like tomatoes so I knew this would involve blending tomatoes with other flavors I found palatable.

BLT Galette

BLT Galette

I love galettes, ever since I made this butternut squash and caramelized onion galette and I watched Julia Child make galettes on an episode of Baking with Julia. It is so easy and so classy and you can go wild with flavors and even go sweet over savory.  I knew this would be a great way to showcase the tomato.

Unfortunately for me, I couldn’t come up with a good way to make this recipe work within their ten ingredient limit.  But here it is for posterity, my original recipe for BLT galette:

Pastry

  • 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 stick cold unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
  • 1 tablespoon poppy seeds
  • 1/2 teaspoon fine sea salt
  • 4 to 6 tablespoons ice-cold water
  • 1 large egg, lightly beaten

Toppings

  • 1/2 cup Herb goat cheese separated into chunks
  • 1lb pepper bacon, cooked until just before done (still chewy), cut into 1/2 inch pieces
  • One pound of cherry tomatoes
  • Arugula
  • Olive oil
  • Balsamic vinaigrette

Assemble the pastry dough according to these directions.  Cook the bacon in a skillet until desired consistency, ideally just before you would say “It needs another minute or two” (it’ll finish cooking in the oven.) Slice tomatoes in half.  Roll dough out to about 16 inches and put on a cookie sheet – some will hang over the side, this is fine.  Leaving 2 inches all around like you would a pizza, spread out the goat cheese chunks, tomatoes, and bacon. Fold over dough, pleating it onto itself so that it sticks. Brush liberally with beaten egg for nice golden color.  Sprinkle the crust with sea salt. Bake for 35 minutes or until crust is golden.

Meanwhile mix 1 part balsamic vinaigrette with three parts olive oil, pinch of sald and pepper and mix with arugula.  When galette is done, remove from oven, allow to cool for several minutes before topping with arugula. Voila!

BLT Galette

BLT Galette

To finish up the “things cooked in dough”, it seems fitting to finish with a less free-form item and do a proper tart.  I saw this recipe on 101 Cookbooks a while ago and it stuck in my head immediately.  I think it’s obvious that I actually adore tomatoes, so long as the juices mix with some sort of melted cheese and they are placed within some sort of dough-like vehicle.

Lasagna Tart

Lasagna Tart

It’s pretty obvious that I took some liberties with Heidi Swanson’s fine recipe here.  I used white whole wheat flour instead of the whole wheat pastry flour because I don’t regularly shop at Whole Foods and what sort of plebeian grocery store carries whole wheat pastry flour? It still tasted fine if a little dry.  I definitely uppd the amount of olive oil to compensate.

I added some of my favorite fresh mozzarella on top to make it more lasagna-like and topped it with fresh basil and oregano from the garden, which The Boy managed to show up with right when I was about to pop it in the oven. Otherwise those herbs would’ve made it right into the tart itself.

Lasagna Tart

Lasagna Tart

I wouldn’t say it tasted like lasagna but the tart was delicious and fresh, like summertime, which is what I totally crave in this weather. Highly highly recommend. (Lasagna Tart recipe from 101 Cookbooks).
Two other recipes that I recently made but didn’t capture on film: