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We're All Trying Too Hard

I talk about my hamster, my boyfriend and Mad Men entirely too much. I live and work in DC. I always laugh when people take themselves way too seriously, but even more so when it's the people I love the most. I post a lot of pictures of cute animals. I agonize over what to eat for lunch every single day of my life. I love lox bagels and Sofia Coppola movies. I hate corn syrup and wedding gift registries. I'm allergic to gerbils. The end.

My self portrait